Official OmletteSoft News

Wow! It looks like there has been no official OmletteSoft news for a while! Please check either the chatroom or the blogs to see what's up.

News - if we had released any software recently, then we would have announced it here.
Contact Us - Lord Omlette's contact info. (See the WebChat first though.)
Frequently Asked Questions - you're probably not the first to be completely confused by this site.

My .OMLETTE - if you're here to take advantage of OmletteSoftware, then this is the place to be...
But please read the Terms of Service, because it's important that we understand each other.

quote #1657:

(After finding a ballpoint pen blocking a fan in a $4000 Cisco server)

McClaud (quite upset): Okay. Who tried to sabotage the network by shoving a PEN in the server fan?

*crickets*

(Terry, Vice Pres, walks in)

Terry: Hey, can I ask you a - hey! You found my pen! I thought I lost it in the server room!

(McClaud face palms)
-added 2005-03-24 by mcclaud

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