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quote #701:

g Crusher3: kinda late, huh?
Evil Adam: actually no
Evil Adam: just really early
g Crusher3: ...you... you...
Evil Adam: me... me...
Evil Adam: MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
g Crusher3: makin that "sense"
Evil Adam: yeah i know
g Crusher3: wow, finally some stable ground
Evil Adam: its a fault
Evil Adam: no
g Crusher3: not unlike the San Andreas
Evil Adam: no stable ground
Evil Adam: i said a fault
Evil Adam: damnit
g Crusher3: our jokes are criss-crossing
Evil Adam: daddy mac'll make you jump jump
g Crusher3: NOOOOO
g Crusher3: bringing back bad memories of Jr High dances
g Crusher3: I'm the daddy of the Mac Daddy
Evil Adam: as long as you didnt wear those goddamn inside out clothes
g Crusher3: ...nope
g Crusher3: or my jeans backwards
Evil Adam: uhm
Evil Adam: kind of hard to reverse your DNA
g Crusher3: I'd hit you, but I'm pretty sure you'd tear my arm off and beat me with it.
g Crusher3: and I'm kinda attatched to it
Evil Adam: I guess if i would do that i'd be considered armed and dangerous.
g Crusher3: my head hurts now. thanks.
Evil Adam: Head should never hurt. If it does, someone is doing something wrong.
g Crusher3: ...been there... NO TEETH! SCRAPING WITH THE TOP ROW... BAAAAD!
Evil Adam: Dude, no wonder.
g Crusher3: [James Hetfield handmotion]
Evil Adam: Dont get head from sheep.
g Crusher3: It... wasn't a sheep... that's just... oh nevermind
Evil Adam: A wolf in sheeps clothing maybe?
Evil Adam: would explain the sharper teeth
  -added 2002-05-22


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