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quote #1267:

"Sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago.
He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad... God gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears that give God his great power.
-struck dead by lightning before he could give his name (seen on bartcop.com)
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