LiveJournal sucks. Open Diary sucks. Blogger sucks. Xanga sucks. Myspace sucks. So I wrote my own. Welcome to the .OMLETTE journal system. Please pay close attention because this is NOT LiveJournal! Do not confuse it w/ LiveJournal! I am a paranoid delusional schizotypal pathological liar and most of my friends are no better. If you believe any of the contents to be true, then you have no right to be here. This is simply a means of propping up my failing memory. (Or yours.)
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ZeureDeafearu: I'd really like to know what song that is that plays though, there should be links to this stuff like on Newgrounds, damnit.
Palomarthefirst: XD
Palomarthefirst: I'm sure it might be possible to find it
ZeureDeafearu: Yeah, probably, but that doesn't explain to me how to find out, now DOES it?
Palomarthefirst: You never said anything about that
ZeureDeafearu: If the purpose is to find out, how would giving me hollow advice fulfill this purpose?
Palomarthefirst: You assume I was doing anything more then being an annoying prick
ZeureDeafearu: Well, I've never had the occasion to categorize you into the annoying prick class. So I wouldn't ever NATURALLY assume you as being so.
ZeureDeafearu: Oh Hoooooo
Palomarthefirst: Well drat, you've foiled me there
ZeureDeafearu: That's right, I win.
Palomarthefirst: INdeed
Palomarthefirst: course me beung undrt the affect of a sleepying drug my help
ZeureDeafearu: Did you mean to do that, or was it just coincedental that that sentence was horribly typed while talking about being on the drugs.
Palomarthefirst: I'm not balancing drugr!
Palomarthefirst: and there was no conincidnce that I have noclue what the heal I 'm try n tp say
ZeureDeafearu: Dude, shut up and go to bed.
ZeureDeafearu: Right now.
Palomarthefirst: No seriously, what am I saing?
ZeureDeafearu: That sentence I could read, other than that, I have no idea. You are talking about how soft your bed is, and how much you want your head to hit that pillo.
Palomarthefirst: I usually ucrse my bed becaue it make my neck hurt
ZeureDeafearu: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm surprised at your remarks of late.
Palomarthefirst: like which remarks??
ZeureDeafearu: The ones about the soft bed and the pillows.
ZeureDeafearu: You're speaking of your bed, as if it were a woman that you are about to carress softly to sleep.
Palomarthefirst: I was talking about ym woman carrssin gmy soft ksin he?
ZeureDeafearu: That one's meaning escapes me, even -I- can not read the palomar out of that one.
ZeureDeafearu: I caught, woman and carressing.
ZeureDeafearu: I'm assuming you're still talking about the bed, and now you're calling it a woman.
Palomarthefirst: hjehehehee
ZeureDeafearu: Go to fucking bed. You're posting to the battle forum and it's not any clearer than it is out here.
Palomarthefirst: I think thats' the idead
Palomarthefirst: I wanna make eveyoe wake up an go "THe FUKDC was Palomar fonnnn last night?
Palomarthefirst: WAht, whe dd you start taking about flying?
Palomarthefirst: or those pilots
ZeureDeafearu: O.o ?
ZeureDeafearu: Lost me on that one.
Palomarthefirst: so in summary
Palomarthefirst: my comfy sheets aer a woman, I caurse my bed,
Palomarthefirst: from there I had something abotiu ghandi
Palomarthefirst: and eegs
Palomarthefirst: bigass fuckingrolipoli sparj=keling eggs
Palomarthefirst: lik, easters egges iphp
ZeureDeafearu: I hope and pray to any god that will listen that you read this stuff tomorrow and ask yourself the exact same question that you want everyone else to ask. I want you to murmur to yourself "THe FUKDC was Palomar fonnnn last night?"
Palomarthefirst: XD
Palomarthefirst: with that
Palomarthefirst: I go away
-added 2005-01-25 by DrLemon
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