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Evil Rosa wants to know when society is gonna accept black as black again. Green is not the new black. Black is the always black. Black didn't ask to be re-invented. Black doesn't need an identity crisis. Accept black already!
Evil Adam: Black is the new black!
Evil Rosa: I will punch you.
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DaEviil1: whats with the michael jackson pedophile hat
Evil Adam: Hey, at least I can take my hat off. What can you do about your ugly?
DaEviil1: lol
Evil Adam: =)
DaEviil1: nice comeback
Evil Adam: tankye tankye
DaEviil1: my confidence just went down 5%
Evil Adam: lol
Evil Adam: buy a hat
DaEviil1: lol
-added 2008-06-27 by Evil Adam [
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Balgosa: phpThumb() ?
Balgosa: mt
Evil Adam: huh
Balgosa: sorry Miss Tell
Evil Adam: who is she?
Balgosa: lol
Evil Adam: and why are you saying youre sorry to her?
Evil Adam: did you rape her?
-added 2008-03-28 by Evil Adam [
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ArKaNeGuRrL:
http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858633175ArKaNeGuRrL: puke
ArKaNeGuRrL: listen to that song
ArKaNeGuRrL: Fergie is a fuckin retarded douchebag
Evil Adam: those lyrics make me want to punch myself in the balls and eat my own shit
ArKaNeGuRrL: lmao
Evil Adam: ugh
Evil Adam: A three fingered lesbian autistic vampire bat with epilepsy could write better shit than that
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Evil Adam: you know what we need? A Michael J. Fox bobblehead doll!
-added 2006-11-24 [
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Evil Adam: wanna hear something weird?
FairyJanis: sure casue it looks like i have no choice
FairyJanis: ur already typing
Evil Adam: yah
FairyJanis: lol
Evil Adam: but look at that... surprise!
FairyJanis: thast it
Evil Adam: lol
Evil Adam: i just had a song from mr bungle that I only heard once pop into my head.. and i only heard it when they played it live at a sno-core show ages ago in like.. 2000
FairyJanis: wow
FairyJanis: u must go look it up dl it listen to it
FairyJanis: and they will come
-added 2006-11-21 by FairyJanis [
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So i went on to myspace IM and figured hey, tom's online, let me message him! Here is the deep conversation we shared.
rener: tom backwards is mot
tom: woo!
rener: damn straight
tom: woo!
rener: woo!
tom: woo!
rener: i bet you wont say woo
tom: woo!
rener: i was right... you said woo!
tom: woo!
rener: if you want to impress a chick you will try to ____ her
tom: woo!
Last message received at 05:44 PM on 11/10/06
rener: woo!
tom: woo!
rener: if you're a millionaire who sold all his shares say woo!
tom: woo!
rener: if you like to eat monkey shit say woo!
tom: woo!
rener: Thanks tom!
tom: woo!
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ArKaNeGuRrL: Hell yeah
ArKaNeGuRrL: I love fucking you
Evil Adam: wow
Evil Adam: I'm sorry, i have to make this public
ArKaNeGuRrL: What?
ArKaNeGuRrL: That I love fucking you?
ArKaNeGuRrL: Lol
Evil Adam: yes
ArKaNeGuRrL: Nice
ArKaNeGuRrL: And how will you accomplish that?
Evil Adam: you'll see
-added 2006-09-23 by Evil Adam [
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Evil Adam: i once figured out the worlds problems before i went to sleep
Evil Adam: unfortunately i slept
Evil Adam: and then i couldnt remember anything
Evil Adam: but yeah
Evil Adam: i really did figure it all out
KiTTiNLuV82: lol yeah i hate that... thats why i put a notebook next to my bed and if i think of something i write it down
KiTTiNLuV82: i get some pretty interesting poems out of that
Evil Adam: ah
Evil Adam: yeah i wrote something like that once
Evil Adam: it was like : The time we allow ourselves to grow is infinite compared to the time we allow ourselves to remember what we are growing out of. I'm sleepy poopie caca doo doo fartface titstick
Evil Adam: kinda trails off at the end, but its very introspective
-added 2006-05-25 by Evil Adam [
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KiTTiNLuV82: lol hahahaha your a nut job
Evil Adam: lol
Evil Adam: i totally am not
KiTTiNLuV82: lol yeah every time you im me it's the most random shit lol
Evil Adam: hahaha
Evil Adam: you should feel special
KiTTiNLuV82: lol i am special lol
KiTTiNLuV82: :O)
Evil Adam: lol
Evil Adam: so you drool and wear a helmet?
KiTTiNLuV82: lol yeah sometimes
Evil Adam: niiiice... can i have some pictures.... its kind of... uhm.... hot
KiTTiNLuV82: lol hahaha
-added 2006-05-25 by Evil Adam [
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Rene: are you hourly?
Rosa: SALARY, NIGGGAHHHH!!!!
Rene: that sounds like the response from a black guy if you ask him what to leave out of the tuna fish sandwhich
-added 2006-05-24 by Evil Adam [
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s3SoLo: what you been up to?
Evil Adam: not a lot
Evil Adam: well
Evil Adam: lots
Evil Adam: but nothing short and simple lol
s3SoLo: umm ok
Evil Adam: nothing concise
Evil Adam: nothing conclusive
Evil Adam: nothing soundbite worthy
s3SoLo: haha
s3SoLo: if you say so
Evil Adam: nothing that can be shortened down to a minimum of 5 sentences
Evil Adam: nothing that makes the nipples hard
Evil Adam: nothing that makes strange women rip off their clothes and suck it like it contained the secret to immortality
-added 2006-04-18 by Evil Adam [
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Evil Adam: i want to poop back and forth
Evil Adam: forever
Sajra: ))<>((
Evil Adam: hahahaha
-added 2006-04-15 by Evil Adam [
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Evil Adam: you dont want to do my dry humping movies?
Evil Adam: I'm not doing it for money
Evil Adam: I'm doing it for dry humping
Evil Adam: I get paid in dry humping and will pay back in dry humping
Evil Adam: and thus i shall suffer with blue balls
JessicaWetton: only if you let me dry hump you
Evil Adam: it is my gift, my blessing, my curse
JessicaWetton: and please eat my bukkake
Evil Adam: only if that's just a really bad misspelling of bundt cake
-added 2006-04-06 by Evil Adam [
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Evil Adam: be back later is what bbl means
fetish1223: i figured that out shortly after i asked it....all the damn abrivations
Evil Adam: lol
Evil Adam: i had beer at lunch
Evil Adam: it was like... the size of a bucket
Evil Adam: i love this world sometimes
Evil Adam: othertimes it can eat my fucking ball hair
-added 2006-03-10 by Evil Adam [
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