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NekoDaimyo: I'm looking at you, @LordOmlette "@KotakuNews: For The Next Few Days, Portal Is Free From now until Se... bit.ly/ptd0By #kotaku"
LordOmlette: @NekoDaimyo I think a copy of Portal came w OmletteComp8, I should check
NekoDaimyo: @LordOmlette you should indeed
gCrusher: @NekoDaimyo @LordOmlette Wait, you haven't played Portal yet? You should fix that. Best free game I've ever played. Not including gifts.
LordOmlette: @gCrusher @NekoDaimyo it's not war3 and it's not sc2 haha
NekoDaimyo: @LordOmlette @gcrusher And now you really have no excuse to play it
NekoDaimyo: @NekoDaimyo @lordomlette @gcrusher Goddamnit. No excuse to NOT play it
LordOmlette: @NekoDaimyo @gCrusher too late, I've saved that tweet and will reference as appropriate
NekoDaimyo: @LordOmlette @gcrusher FFFFFFF
gCrusher: @NekoDaimyo @LordOmlette Way to go, catboy. Thumbs up on that one. *headdesk*
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Omlette: btw, utility works fine
Omlette: the guy had it installed in the wrong place
e.e: yea
e.e: figured
Omlette: if it was an actual issue, I would've sent you a "Certified: Works on My Machine" sticker
Omlette: you win this round
e.e: i thought you're supposed to say gg
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krahulithu: u guys and ur furry garbage
krahulithu: if jer put half teh time into writing for PA
krahulithu: as he did talking to u about furries
jh: Oh please be quiet, I write plenty
mcclaud: Hey, Mike, you love furries just as much as the next guy
krahulithu: i do NOT like furry anything
mcclaud: You cry when you watch Fivel Goes West
mcclaud: That's pretty furry
jh: Oh ho snap!
krahulithu: that's not ...
krahulithu: that has nothing to do with
{krahulithu has disconnected}
jh: I think you broke his brain
mcclaud: ppffftt
mcclaud: He's probably just off crying for his poor furry soul
jh: LOL
-added 2011-08-06 by mcclaud [
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databyss: 13" has the best $$/Inch ratio
psx790: that statement could be twisted in so many ways
-added 2011-02-26 by DualShock [
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databyss: "At the moment it can be 25-30 seconds of boot time before you see the first bit of OS sign-on," he said. "With UEFI we're getting it under a handful of seconds."
databyss: how many seconds can you fit in your hand?
psx790: i can fit about 300 i think
databyss: that's a horrible boot time!
-added 2010-11-08 by DualShock [
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databyss: ugh... data tools written in java are soooo slow
psx790: hehe
psx790: speaking of java... the java plugin just kicked in on this web pg, completely froze the browser... and then an antivirus msg popped up
databyss: nice
psx790: and it wasn't even a pr0n site!
databyss: suuuuuuuuuuure
-added 2010-09-15 by DualShock [
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psx790: it appears amit has been rejecting my submitted quotes lately
databyss: hahaha
databyss: submit this as a quote :)
-added 2010-08-09 by DualShock [
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psx790: how much more interesting would life be if the liver didn't break down alcohol
databyss: we'd be dead
psx790: oh yeah forgot about that part
-added 2010-04-18 by DualShock [
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databyss: there's lots of money to be made in other peoples shit
-added 2010-02-11 by DualShock [
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psx790: you ever notice in movies that computer users never use a mouse?
databyss: :)
psx790: and how they can build complex (presumably) OpenGL / DirectX based 3D user interfaces and graphics in 10 minutes? (with only a keyboard of course)
databyss: of course
databyss: can't you?
psx790: every day
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databyss: I KNOW you're not gonna believe me, but IE locked up on me!
psx790: OMG that is unthinkable!
databyss: yep... it happened
databyss: I KNOW you're not gonna believe me, but IE locked up on me again!
psx790: OMG it is unimaginable!
psx790: forget 2012, the world is ending TODAY!
-added 2009-12-29 by DualShock [
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psx790: hehe, 3.3GHz stock, overclocked to 3.98 :-)
psx790: WHOA 3 radeon 5870 cards
psx790: you need your own personal nuclear powerplant (or naquadah generator) to run that one :-)
psx790: <-- stargate dork
databyss: nerd!
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databyss: I just remembered there was a sound clip from Gruden last night that I wanted to show you
databyss: gotta see if it's on the internets
DualShock: i may have some trouble seeing sound clips, didn't learn how to do that in skool
DualShock: damn snevets
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databyss: I'd love to spend a couple hundred bucks on 4 1TB SATA drives and be done with my old drives/partitions
databyss: just for cleanliness
psx790: a couple hundred bucks? you can get those for like $60 now
psx790: hmm ok that adds up to $240
psx790: n/m
-added 2009-09-26 by DualShock [
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JLP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9hK45Are6wfrivolouscoho: U dey craze. I no sabi who u be so leave me alone. Ra m'aka kpele?
JLP: haha
JLP: too late
JLP: THE MATRIX HAS YOU
frivolouscoho: Wetin dey worry u sef
JLP: I'm almost positive you're typing English, but I can't figure out why dialect
frivolouscoho: Who are u!?!
JLP: it's customary to introduce yourself before asking someone's name
frivolouscoho: I mean u started it y dont u reveal urself
JLP: precisely to create a situation like this :-p
frivolouscoho: You b a dude?
JLP: I consider myself a bro, but sure
frivolouscoho: U be american?
JLP: who else would have this much free time?
frivolouscoho: U dey get wat i dey speak?
JLP: it takes 1 or 2 tries, but yeah
JLP: other than "Ra m'aka kpele?"
JLP: that part I completely missed
frivolouscoho: U do recognise dat i'm laughing at u right now?
JLP: oh most definitely!
frivolouscoho: C'mon just QUIT?!!
JLP: but why? you're having so much fun laughing at me!
frivolouscoho: Wait, are you real? Like seriously who u b
JLP: I am the terror that flaps in the night
frivolouscoho: DuDE, dats creepy. OmG u're a computer?
frivolouscoho: Ha! Gotcha!!!
JLP: I am the batteries that are not included
frivolouscoho: J'ai no understand wetin u dey talk?Gee dats scary
JLP: I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am.
JLP: wait
JLP: are you laughing or scared?
JLP: or laughing scared?
JLP: that'd be awesome
frivolouscoho: Just stop as in chill
JLP: just chill
JLP: til the next episode
frivolouscoho: Wats the point of talking to a robot?
JLP: man, didn't you watch Battlestar Galactica?
JLP: robots will either have sex with you or drop bombs on you
JLP: or both
JLP: you gotta be ready
frivolouscoho: Noo ,nd by the way egwu na tu mu obele
frivolouscoho: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww oh thats so grosssssssssssss
frivolouscoho: Something dey worry u
JLP: dropping bombs? yeah
JLP: I strongly disapprove of bombs
frivolouscoho: In fact u dey craze
JLP: robots can't be crazy
JLP: we can only be what we were programmed to be
frivolouscoho: Umm...check your data base
frivolouscoho: Dats robot talk right there
JLP: SELECT * FROM RawData;
JLP: <insert garbage here>
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